Dry, exploding elastic bands.
That’s it in a nutshell.
Of course it follows that dry, exploding elastic bands mean dry, exploding nostrils, high voltage static shocks, peeling facial features, gravel pit eyeballs, 2 a.m. itchfests, constant thirst, chronic sinusitis and weird hair.
It’s the exploding nostrils that upset us.
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